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NOT A CAT. NOT A POTATO. A PROBLEM.POTATO
POTATO
+ CAT?
HELL YEAH.
Too potato to cat. Too cat to chip.
Welcome to the deliciously stupid world of Pocato.
Nature made a mistake.
We made it a whole thing.
We made it a whole thing.
FIG. 01 — THE PERFECT LIFE FORM.50% POTATO
100%
POCATO50% CAT
MEET YOUR NEW OBSESSION 100%
POCATO50% CAT
ALL CRUNCH. NO COMMON SENSE. POTATO + CAT? HELL YEAH. ALL CRUNCH. NO COMMON SENSE. POTATO + CAT? HELL YEAH. ALL CRUNCH. NO COMMON SENSE. POTATO + CAT? HELL YEAH. ALL CRUNCH. NO COMMON SENSE. POTATO + CAT? HELL YEAH.
MEET POCATOSMALL PAWS.
SMALL PAWS.
BIG POTATO ENERGY.
A little bit cat. A whole lot of potato. Absolutely nothing going on behind those eyes. And honestly? We respect that.
INGREDIENTS 100% POCATO
50%Potato.
50%Cat.
0%Common sense.
May cause an unreasonable attachment to a vegetable.
THE POCATO ARCADE. FREE FOREVER.INSERT
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ZERO COINS.
Four games. No wallets. No buy buttons.
Just high scores and bad decisions.
POCATO ESCAPE
PERSONAL BEST 0A LITTLE RIP. A LOT OF NONSENSE.WHAT’S IN
WHAT’S IN
YOUR BAG?
Eight flavors of questionable.
One very good reason to open another.
THE POCATO MYSTERY BAG
YOUR NEXT BAD DECISION IS IN HERE.
FREE TO RIP. FOREVER.NO WALLET.
NO WALLET.
JUST VIBES.
Rip a bag. Meet your potato. Question your life choices. Collect all eight.
Free meme game. Collectibles have no monetary value.
View odds +
- Shit Pocato30%
- Stone Pocato15%
- Copper Pocato20%
- Iron Pocato15%
- Steel Pocato10%
- Silver Pocato6%
- Gold Pocato3%
- Diamond Pocato1%
Every bag is independent. No guarantees. No pity system. Just potatoes.
GOTTA HOARD ’EM ALL.
YOUR SPUD SQUAD.
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